brikitty1:

DANG IT AXEL, JUST DIE ALREADY! D:<

Never!

I don’t always get to eat, but when I do it seems to be fish.

((OOC: Hey, they might be there. You just aren’t looking hard enough!))

((Oh, c’mon, why is everyone wasting their time talking to that werewolf and vampire? I might not have a load of freetime like those guys probably do -lie-, but I’m willing to answer all of your questions! C’mon! You gotta be curious!

OOC: WHERE ARE ALL THE AXEL FANS. C’MON. —mannula—))

Well, I made sure that I had this custom made, so if you were asking so that you can get one too, then you’re out of luck!

There’s been a lot of discussion about those things… But I say that they’re just a bunch of weak over-sized lizards! I can defeat one easily! So I just don’t care about em’!

Hahaha! Looks like I can’t be my favorite for this question, but I’ll say the thing that helped me get to my spotlight! My sweet guitar!

It is I! The one you all love! The unique, the amazing, the clever, the most handsome… Dark Hero Axel! I will be taking time out of my *extremely busy* schedule so that I can listen to your questions!

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Just as soon as I can figure out how to add the ask widget!